I used to complain that I couldn’t burp. Now that I’ve grown this fat gut, the burps just force their way out of me, especially after I’ve eaten a 1600-calorie dinner loaded with cream.

Just look at this belly. It’s bulging out of me, sticking out farther like I can’t even hold it in anymore.

Fuuck. Did I get even fatter again?
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