September 25, 2026

posting this for those of you who were restricted for trying to ignore or circumvent consent :P you know who you are! (or perhaps you just dont open messages because this website is full of spam. i get it!)

PSA (aka, this is a mass message) the final bundle goes out September 30th, but life has been beating my fucking ass these past few weeks so the transition from paid to free will probably take me longer than a few days and I delayed my monthly immunotherapy infusion to Sunday since it is self-administered anyways (can you believe they trust me with that? I mean, I can, since I've been a professional patient for over a decade, but still it feels wild) which means everything got pushed a couple of days. I will probably give you until the first theoretical payday of the month (Friday, the 2nd) to buy the bundles but if I get overly annoyed by people, or life or my body or my existence, I might nuke it all.
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Like I said, life has been grabbing me by the ankles and just kind of slamming me around like a ragdoll. Did any of you see the new spider-man movie where the hulk picks peter up and does that? Yeah. I feel like that. Physically. Emotionally. Spiritually. So, if you're new here, or if you're old here but were never very open-wallet-open-heart with me, I probably haven't been very nice to you recently! I probably still won't be. Everyone around me is complaining, and everyone around me is gonna have to take it up with management (my health insurance company). #luigididnothingwrong
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You either liked my content or you didn't. You either want the bundles I release or you don't. You either want to buy the ppv videos at their current prices or you don't. I'm not here to convince you to purchase anything now, and I'm certainly not here to convince you to follow me in the future. I've never been good at the sales aspect of this job, and I'm not going to suddenly get better now, but yeah, you've got like a week to buy shit. I don't think I'm going to want to immediately devote energy to reuploading things after I shut things down. I don't know for sure, but I need a break and I want to just do femdom things for a bit and maybe upload like a couple things on here every once in a while when I feel like it. I already have an idea in place for a system to do that. I'll probably post the photosets upfront, but the videos, idk. Deleting things has been a lot of grief and a person can only handle so much of that at once! I might want to revisit uploading after some time in the femdom space when I'm feeling a bit stronger. Especially unsending the mass messages--it is soooo obvious how many people lost interest in me when I gained a healthy amount of weight and my body started looking like I was in my 20s--which I have been in for my entire sex work career by the way!
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Anyways, it's late, I have work to do, and I'm gonna go do that. This has been your update. Enjoy your bundles or your wall purchases or whatever else you decide to enjoy. And if I did unsend a mass message that contained a rebill video you had pinned and liked to enjoy, message me and tell me which one it was and vaguely what era of Lanie it was from and I can try to find it and resend it to you. Unless it was from earlier than 2023, I'm not resending those. See ya!