🛸👽 **LAWS OF THE LANIEVERSE **👽🛸
Custom Services Status: **CLOSED TEMPORARILY -- **DICK RATES ARE A CUSTOM SERVICE! PLEASE READ THE MENU!
☆ I prefer to be called Lanie above anything else, and I want a client-provider relationship of mutual respect. Honorifics and pet names are fine, but not my preference; baby & babe make me uncomfortable and I ask that you do not call me those at all. I know my rules might be a bit intimidating, but in general it just boils down to being nice to me and being considerate of my limitations. In exchange, I promise that I'm the most honest and consistent NSFW content creator that you'll ever get to know!
☆ _**I love getting positive feedback, **_and often create future content based on feedback and requests! I am, however, very specific in how I like to receive this feedback. You can tell me something I did that you liked in an existing video, or you can ask me if I have a certain kind of video and if I don’t I’ll probably add it to my todo list. But, do not try to give me feedback comments that are changes you would make to an existing video, and do not try to give me technical advice that I didn't ask for.
"I really wish you had XYZ content!" = okay*, i will consider making that! :)
*this excludes anything obviously out of my boundaries, i.e. collabs, more anal
"this would've been better if XYZ" = bad, sad, mad, i hate you forever :(
"I loved that you did XYZ!!" = yay, yippee, love, i will do it again!! <3
☆ I am physically disabled & autistic, so I need you to be patient with me. I am not capable of doing what other creators do or working at the pace you might be used to. I do what I can, when I can. I am very upfront with my boundaries & communication, I am never passive aggressive. I might be very blunt, but it's generally not personal, I'm just delivering the information you asked for. I don't appreciate sarcasm from strangers as I usually do not understand it. If you want to use sarcasm etc in conversations with me, tone indicators like "/s" will make that a lot easier on me.
☆ You can send me dick pics or your fantasies or sexy messages at any time while you have an active paid subscription, but I won't do much more than encourage you unless you're compensating me for my time. If you do send me a dick pic, I ask that you watch this video on my preferences first: https://onlyfans.com/620901457/lanieluxx
☆ Anything you say or do against TOS = 1 warning, then restricted commenting and messaging. This includes asking me for content that is against TOS, asking me to move off the platform, asking me to collab, etc. Please do not put my sole source of income at risk because you're horny and don't understand we are at the mercy of OnlyFans' terms and conditions. I reserve the right to not give you a warning at all, but those people probably didn't read any of these rules to begin with! So if you get all the way down here you're probably fine 🥰
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last updated: Jan 2, 2025