I show up to apply for a hostess job, but the strip club is under renovation, so I meet the hiring manager @mauriciohidalgotx at his house. He tells me I’d actually be better as a stripper. I’d make more money, and I seem like a better fit. He explains the VIP room, and when I ask what that means, he says it’s more intimate and you can earn extra by doing this. Then he has me sit on his lap and rub on him. He gets hard and says customers can pay extra to be touched. So I show him what I can do to land the job. And I get it. Lol 😂 🤭