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If I like your answer the most I'll send you a free bundle of vids right now -- can't wait to hear these!!

You go downtown and finally check into your hotel after a really long business meeting and you're exhausted. The hotel concierge gives you a key and for some reason it opens up to my room instead. I look at you like a dear in headlights as you decide what to say next .... what's your first line?