my friend came over for lunch and this heat was getting me way too worked up, I kept getting hard at random moments under the table 🥵

About half way through the afternoon, he went to the shop to get us some more drinks and in the brief 5 minutes he was out I couldn’t help but drop my pants and bust a load out, when he got back he asked what I’d ‘spilt on the carpet’ and I had to bluff and say it was a drink 🙃