Post from SPLIT TONGUE BIG BOOTY 🤍🖤 · December 30, 2024

🖤🤍 ABOUT ME 🖤🤍

(if you didn’t watch my free about me video you got when you subbed, here’s a small SFW recap!)

Hi! I'm Ellie! I thought I'd make a lil about me, so you can get to know the girl behind your screen in a non-sexual light if you so wish! Plus, here’s some good phone wallpaper pix for you 😜

𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔤𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡: Born and raised in California, except for 2 random years in Colorado! I have a love/hate relationship with Cali, and will likely move within the next few years 😹. I am 32 years old, own 2 dogs, 3 geckos, a ball python, a rosy boa, and a jumping spider! I am obsessed with all spooky things, alien things, and cryptids (peep my mothman tattoo)! I am a mom! & absolutely love my friends and family and do would anything for them! 💕 I was involved in tons of sports growing up, but excelled at swim. However, I ditched all of those and rode horses competitively (hunter/jumpers mainly) for about a decade! Before coming here full time, I worked in corporate accounting for about a decade.

𝔥𝔬𝔟𝔟𝔦𝔢𝔰: This may come as a shock, but I love to fish! I also collect pew pews (can’t talk much about em here, but my fave is my AR10), hunt on occasion (just a skill I like to have, not for sport), and LOVE cars! I frequent car shows, and my dream oldie is a 69 Nova or Chevelle! Not personally much into newer cars, but I am equally in love with my Tacoma (supercharged, mainly used for off-roading) and 4Runner, as well as my Harley (04 Nighttrain)! I also enjoy video games, but nowadays I pretty much exclusively play COD. Big fan of Lego cars as well! I also enjoy hitting up TONS of comedy shows too, and am actively involved in a comedy community called the Legion of Skanks!

𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢𝔰: olives. mayonnaise. politics. organized religion. rude people. 😹

𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢𝔰: kind people, open-minded people! coffee (duh). tattoos (who would have guessed?). exploring new places. taxidermy. oddities and curiosities! ALL types of music! horror flix and really shitty sci-fi ones too 😹 As expected, I'm sure, I also love true crime shows and podcasts as well as a couple comedy ones!

𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔪 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣: I have a wild sense of humor that can be either dry as hell or just immature as can be 😹 I m an open book and I'll talk about virtually anything that is allowed here! I loveeee getting to know people from all walks of life, and I am endlessly grateful for you if your here reading this and supporting me. It means the absolute world to me 🥰

Stats: 5'7, size 9 shoe, 36H tits (augmented just because I wanted to!), and 44" all natural ass 👅