POV: you've just woken up

FINALLY doing this request. So the guy who asked for this originally brought it to me as a commission but I liked the idea and wanted to post it on here so I offered to do it for free, as a request instead
Then I took like, two weeks to get around to it, and not just because of all the drama with the fucking dildo
But yeah! Enjoy! OR don't, I really can't force you