🚨ATTENTION🚨

👮🏻‍♀️OFFICER’S DICK TAX👮🏻‍♀️

I’ve checked the evidence, and now it’s time to pay your little tax😏
Find your category below, pay up, then report to my DMs for further instructions🖤

👮🏻‍♀️**$5 — 9+ inches**
👮🏻‍♀️**$7 — 8 inches**
👮🏻‍♀️**$9 — 7 inches**
👮🏻‍♀️**$11 — 6 inches**
👮🏻‍♀️**$13 — 5 inches**
👮🏻‍♀️**$15 — 4 inches**
👮🏻‍♀️**$17 — 3 inches**
👮🏻‍♀️**$20 — 2 inches**
👮🏻‍♀️**$25 — 1 inch**
👮🏻‍♀️**$35 — Under 1 inch**

No excuses. No negotiations. Just pay your tax🍆

Once you’ve paid, write me and I’ll decide what happens next😈