Look at that ridiculous little dick... it doesn't even qualify as a real cock. Just a loser's little button.

You're so stupid that even your dick is useless. Small, useless, and pathetic.

That little thing between your legs doesn't even deserve to be called a penis. It's a bad joke.

A total loser: a moron's brain and a little boy's dick.

The harder it gets, the more ridiculous it looks. A pathetic loser's little dick.

You're not even good for fucking. Only for being reminded of how small and useless you are.

That stupid look on your face goes perfectly with that tiny dick. You're a total disaster.

A complete lost cause: no brains, no cock. Just humiliation and a sad little dick.