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“Jab me with your shrinky dink!” In honor of 3/11, I dressed as Eric the Actor. Drop your favorite ETA quotes in celebration of our beautiful angel’s birthday.

And check back later today, for a strip tease to the classic song “Fly Me To The Moon.” 🌙

BYE FOR NOW!!

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