Okay, I danced too hard last night, so I don’t have it in me to gyrate and contort like I normally do during my shows. HOWEVER, I will be around to chat and play tonight, because I am insatiably horny lately.

Keep an eye on your DMs for the Fap-Signal. It’s like the Bat-Signal, but with an eggplant in lieu of a bat 🍆 So keep an eye on the moon too, I guess.
🌕❓🧐

Also yes, I created that image of the Fap-Signal™️. It’s what I did today instead of putting on real clothes.