Post from Haydn Porter · September 21, 2024

Omg it’s that time again! Get ready for me to talk yer ears off while you crank yer yank! And who doesn’t love that? Showtime starts at 8:30pm CDT. Or maybe a bit later, because I am late for pretty much everything in life.

Will you join me for the fap fest? 💦 Or will your palms remain bone dry? 🦴