Post from Haydn Porter · June 16, 2024

Wow. Sorry for the no updates. I’m alive, but I’m nowhere near being up to doing a show. Thank you for all the well-wishes, I promise to get back to chitchatting and being a nutty nymphie dream girl ASAPenis. I just need a few days to get over this allergic reaction from hell.

If you’re confused, go check my Reddit post history. The whole thing is absolutely nuts.