Thank you for all your caption suggestions!

It has definitely been a long time since I tried this shirt on. I used to wear it for the office from time to time, back when it was baggy enough to basically hang off me. I hate shirts which gape at my boobs, let alone strain around my belly...

So you can imagine I was a bit shocked when I put this on the other day. I know I've put on a little bit of weight. OK, a fair bit of weight. Fine, the scale said I'm up about 50lbs from when I last wore this... But it still buttoned! Even around my swollen preggo belly! Great success in my book.

Except there's no way I'd wear this anywhere near the office anymore. My bra was fully on show in between the buttons because my chest is so much bigger. And they were straining to contain my gut - I'd be so worried about a button flying off if I ate a bigger lunch. Which, let's be honest, is a pretty normal state of affairs recently.

I'm too fat for this shirt. And most of my old wardrobe! I feel huge. I have anoth err doctor's appointment coming up, and I have no idea what they'd say if they weigh me. Some of you guys do though 🐷

Now, what's for lunch??