After realising how chubby I'm getting last week, I thought I'd see how I look lying on my back. That's meant to flatten your belly out, right?
Seems not - even when I breathe in, my little pot belly is still there. I'd have to lose a good few inches now to get back to having a flat stomach. Maybe my boobs are enough of a distraction from my thickening waist, feels like I've got a spare tyre forming down there. Like blowing up a rubber ring with every bite I shove down my throat...
I wonder if my boobs will keep getting bigger, or if my greedy belly will gobble up all my new weight. I can't see how I'm going to stop gaining now - food is just far too tasty!