What's my 5k time? Erm.. I don't know! Slower than last year.
Can I still hold a plank for eternity? Erm... I don't know! I don't think so though. I haven't exactly been training abs a lot these days.
When was the last time I did any exercise outside of lower body stuff in the gym? Erm...
You get the picture. My belly is getting too big for my leggings, my butt is definitely more peachy (flabby?) And I've grown the appetite to match. All this eating might is setting me on the fast track to growing a potbelly. It takes calories to keep these curves, and I'm taking in far too many right now to keep my old, trim figure!