Hey babes 💦🍔 It’s your favorite plus-size chaos queen back again with another unbelievable story time. If you love huge curves, messy adventures, and amusement park disasters, you are going to LOVE this one.

Today I went to an amusement park wearing a tight white tank top and light purple leggings that were fighting for their lives trying to contain all this body. Just walking through the gates had me sweaty and out of breath. Every step made my belly bounce, my thighs rub together, and my whole body wobble like crazy.

Then I spotted a ride called “The Pig Drop.” Obviously I had to try it.

I grabbed a giant hot dog, lit a cigarette, and climbed aboard. The ride car looked tiny compared to me. I had to squeeze in sideways while the seat and harness pressed tightly against my stomach, hips, and thighs. Everything overflowed everywhere and I could barely fit, which honestly made the whole situation even funnier.

The second the ride started, my entire body bounced and jiggled all over the place. Every drop and turn sent waves through my belly, thighs, arms, and hips while my tank top clung tighter from the heat. My hot dog was getting crushed in my hand while I laughed nonstop through the whole thing.

Then came the BIG drop.

I heard a loud SNAP and suddenly the harness gave out. Next thing I knew, I was flying through the air with my hot dog still in one hand and my cigarette in the other like a complete maniac. My hair was whipping everywhere while my body bounced around midair like a human water balloon.

And where did I land?

Directly into a muddy pig pen.

Mud exploded EVERYWHERE. I was completely covered head to toe while pigs came running over immediately, sniffing around me and searching for dropped food. One climbed onto my leg while another shoved its nose into my muddy belly rolls looking for pieces of hot dog. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe.

By the end of it I was soaked in mud, covered in pig slobber, missing half my dignity, and honestly having the time of my life.

Check the video if you want to see the full chaos unfold 😂