I owe you a HUGE apology.

I have been off the radar, M.I.A - completely on another planet & I feel I owe you an explanation.

We’ve been juggling a lot of hard life stuff lately - and this resulted in my Mother in Law going into aged care/ assisted living due to her Dementia.

There has been a LOT to deal with - her resistance, legal stuff, paperwork, physically getting her previous home cleared out (which was incredibly filthy & really showed the signs of her hidden struggles), making her new space as welcoming & comfortable for her & then dealing with the teething issues (medication drama & confusion etc. It’s been a big strain on the whole family.

As I’ve been navigating that, I’ve obviously not been able to pour any time into you, and for that, I’m truly sorry.

I started sharing this naughty little side of myself here & you are not only so supportive & encouraging, but you also show your appreciation with your hard earned dollars by subscribing & tipping & I’ve completely let you down by not providing you with new content for you to enjoy.

I’ve certainly not had the opportunity for my usual sneaky records - but I’ve also barely been eating myself, so in turn haven’t actually been that gassy - shocking for me! 😳

As the dust settles now, I am promising to honour my commitment to you & will do what I can with discounts etc.

In the meantime, here is a compilation of all sorts of gems - I’m sure you’ve loved them before, but I know you particularly like settling in for a long extended stinky session. So enjoy.

And thank you….I’m sure there are a lot of other stinky ladies out there you could be supporting, but I’m honoured you chose me 💋❤️