Post from Pulsifer Paprocki · April 5, 2023

🌟 GIANTESS 🌟

While working in my garden one day, I catch you, a teeny tiny man, spying on me from behind the tall grass. I am amused by your presence, but irritated that you’ve been watching me without my knowledge. So I decide to have some fun with you. 😈😈

After gently picking you up and placing you in little my red bucket, I proceed to blast you with hot stinky farts and queefs to show my disapproval. 🍑💨 Despite nearly passing out, you take it like a champ. I look forward to seeing you in my garden again soon.