🍩** Been Caught Stealing ****🐷**

I caught the fattest shoplifter today. And I made her eat almost everything she stole.

It was obvious from the beginning. Wandering the aisles, looking nervous and sketchy. And then she did it- sliding cookies and Rice Krispies and other snacks into her purse, down her pants, or straight into her bra like nobody would notice.

When I confronted her, she was all denial and excuses. So I marched her into the back and dumped her purse. I pulled her jacket open, searched her pants, snagged the treats hidden in her cleavage. She was so chubby- all creases and rolls for hiding what she had taken. Most of the food was already warm from being pressed against her fat. There's no way I could put it back on the shelf.

So I gave her two choices:
Either I call the cops or she eats what she stole right here in front of me.
She chose the food.

I cuffed her wrists, yanked her bra off and fed her like the **greedy doughball **that she is. Donuts shoved past her lips. Spoonfuls of pudding until she was ready to gag. Chocolate milk poured straight down her throat while I groped and jiggled every soft part of her. I tucked Oreos under her rolls and told her to eat them. She looked pathetic the entire time- sad, embarrassed, overwhelmed. Exactly the kind of punishment a fat shoplifter deserves.