Greedy Date Stuffs Her Gut
She shows up for your first date looking nothing like her profile pics. The girl in those photos? She was slim, polished, restrained. This girl squeezing into your passenger seat is fat, hungry and confident. She's impossible to ignore. She tells me to forget about the dinner reservation I made. Her place is better.

"Can I get the 6pc bucket with two sides?"

Cut to the drive thru line. She wants a bucket of fried chicken and gravy, with sides. And a drink. And then she wants dessert.

"You're missing out."

She tears into the meal, crumbs spilling on your passenger seat. Dipping chicken legs into gravy- complaining about the heat but slurping it down anyway.

"I used to be so skinny.

I used to lift weights."

Now she's dropping gravy-soaked fried chicken skins into her open mouth. For herself and for you- to show you what she's really like.

By the end of the day, she's back at your place, DQ Blizzard in hand. She feeds herself ice cream while you play with her plush, overfed body. This started as just a date, but she's pulling you into her world.