November 24, 2025 9:16 · Portrait

This is- easily- the largest breakfast I've ever eaten. I know some girls on this site can devour massive quantities of food. And I wanted to do something truly impressive for you guys- and for my feeder. FOUR POUNDS OF FOOD. I cooked it all myself (and we filmed some of that 😁). It took me almost a half hour to eat it all. And it left me feeling heavy, foggy and overfull for hours. I couldn't even get up out of bed afterwards. Breathing slow and heavy. Probably ruined any progress I made going to the gym or going hungry all week.

**No wonder I'm still 250 lbs. **

4.5 pancakes - 720 calories
1 cup syrup - 800 calories
2 tbsp butter - 200 calories
2.5 eggs - 180 calories
2 tbsp olive oil - 240 calories
7 sausage links - 490 calories
6 slices bacon - 240 calories
2 glasses 2% milk - 240 calories
1 cup coffee with cream and sugar - 90 calories

Estimated total: ~3,200 calories