Stuffed from Sunrise to Sunset** **
I spent the _entire day _eating - just for you. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. And, by the end, my belly was so swollen and tight, I could barely move. But I still managed to waddle over to the scale, weigh myself, and show you all the damage I've done.
Breakfast: 2 kolaches, 3 & 1/2 donuts and a tall glass of milk. It's so early in the day and I'm already looking and feeling huge. Already rubbing my swollen belly for comfort and squeezing it for your pleasure.
Lunch: BBQ chicken skewers, chicken fried rice and kidney beans. I cooked it all myself! And you'll get to see me devour it with all the same pride that I put into cooking it. 😁
Dinner: Chips and queso! One of my favorite meals. The queso is delicious. But the chips are always so salty! Luckily for me, I've got an orange soda to wash it all down. And, lucky for you, it makes me burp uncontrollably. By the time this meal is over, I'm pretty much just a swollen lump on my couch.
_Features lots of jiggles and belly rubs, multiple camera angles, fat chat, burps and more! _💜
