[film date: now, 12.31.25] [run time ~ 6 minutes 9 seconds] I’ve been real busy allllll day this New Year’s Eve guzzling down creamy creamy milkshakes and doing absolutely nothing else. It’s a real slog carrying this much around but I wouldn’t trade it and apparently I am also a glutton for punishment because I went ahead and chugged a cola while I filmed this. Just checking out my totally stuffed, very taut, bloated belly and marveling at the delicious aches and pangs that come with all this growing.

Happy New Year’s~! Here’s to all the eating I’m gonna do in 2026! 🍻💕✨