[video date: now, 11.21.25] [run time 15 minutes 10 seconds] Ohhh my word, it’s Day 16 of this cream-laden shake challenge I’ve been on, and I’m definitely in the mood to show off as I chug, chat about the fattening process, and shiver through every greedy swallow.

My boxers don’t fit, and I’ve already got a pint of ice cream to follow up the ice cream I just had, and I’m already thinking about what to stuff in for dinner after that. I’d say this is the precipice of ‘outta control’ — just about everything is just about food now.

This winter’s gonna be crazed 🥴🤤😨

(✨💸This is priced as though it is six minutes long because I meant for it to be like six-minutes-long. Thank the lucky shake thickness for a big discount; it would feel silly to change the pricing plan just because I took my sweet time sucking it down…)