As if my roommate let you in and took his eye off you, and n..

As if my roommate let you in and took his eye off you, and now I’ve found you hiding in my closet spying on me! Ugh, you’re such a creep, and it’s obvious my roommate has a crush on you, just letting you in to do whatever you want. I’m going to punish both of you by making you do things to each other:)