ok **FIRST OF ALL… **_before anyone files a complaint… _I am a certified lifeguard, and I am FULLY PREPARED for this situation 🫡

And unfortunately, there was a very serious emergency in the bathtub.

Too many bubbles.
Too much cleavage.
and absolutely zero supervision.

I put on my little lifeguard bikini thinking it would be funny to recreate the “this isn’t a beach, this is a bathtub” meme… (if you don't know what that is, then I IMPLORE YOU to google it).
But then I added what was probably an irresponsible amount of shampoo, and things escalated VERY quickly lol.

highlights include:

• me absolutely covered in soap

• a very lewd 🐱 lips situation 

• a suspicious amount of cleavage + underboob

• a couple very bubbly ass cheek moments

• three (very hot omg) gifs of me playing with my soapy tiddies

• and a 44-second video of me using the shower head to “rinse off” iykwim 😅
I would like the record to show that the gifs and video are extremely unsafe… CUM * cough * I mean… swim... at your own risk.

Leave a like if you think you may at any point require mouth-to-mouth, and I may just spoil you a little in return…
thank you for your cooperation during this lifeguard-approved bath safety inspection.