{"id":"34610828","service":"onlyfans","caption":"This Indiana Jones hat is my favorite freaking thing, GOOD LORD. \n BUT, ITS AN XL. BECAUSE I HAVE THE FATTEST HEAD KNOWN TO MAN.\n I bought one for my dad causes hes fucking rad and he fits a Large.\n That man is 6'7. His head is a large.\n I am 5'7.... i am a XL.\n \n w h y \n \n \n w h y have i been forsaken","captionHtml":"

This Indiana Jones hat is my favorite freaking thing, GOOD LORD.
BUT, ITS AN XL. BECAUSE I HAVE THE FATTEST HEAD KNOWN TO MAN.
I bought one for my dad causes hes fucking rad and he fits a Large.
That man is 6'7. His head is a large.
I am 5'7.... i am a XL.

w h y

w h y have i been forsaken

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