you want to be my squire? 🤨
this oath isn't for the weak... so let's see if you have what it takes.

if you:
💜 wield a mighty sword ;D
💜 can lift heavy objects 🍈🍈
💜 enjoy a lil bareback riding
💜 can provide a warm seat for your lady daily (AHEM your face)

then apply NOW (don't keep me waiting) ⤵️