WTF?! Taipei Muscle is NUDE at the gym! Who wants to sniff that seat after I finish my set of tricep pushdowns? Look at my NAKED ASS. Look at those two muscles and that CRACK in the middle! FUCK this is HOT. I think I will begin workouts without clothes all the time now.

(Don't worry guys.... I was wearing my red spandex shorts. This is just some color and retouching trickery).