FOR EVERY MILE I BIKE I TAKE OFF A PIECE OF CLOTHING!!!!! ๐
๐ 8 MIN of video featuring incredible quotes such as: ๐ฆ
โข "shit has me moaning like a whore"
โข "you can literally just see my titties flopping around, piercings and all"
โข "ahh... i'm almost there... mmm..."
โข "that's huge.. i'm dying over here... that was so fast....."
...and MORE. so much so that there's no way you could listen to this in public without getting arrested. ๐๐
i mean seriously. i'm using humor to deflect from how much filthy fucking moaning is in this video unintentionally. what can i say, my legs burned like hell. but i biked 3 miles in 13 minutes, so that's pretty neat.
video breakdown:
[0:00-0:18] - INTRO
[0:19-1:08] - BIKING
[1:09-1:40] - TALKING AFTER FIRST MILE DONE
[1:41-2:19] - TAKING SHIRT OFF AND STRETCHING
[2:20-3:21] - SHOWING OFF FRONT VIEW + MOANING
[3:22-4:33] - BIKING
[4:33-4:34] - TAKING OFF SHORTS
[4:35-7:21] - BIKING IN THONG
[7:22-8:17] - CELEBRATING BEING DONE WITH 3 MILES
fair warning: there is squeaking from the exercise bike and music in the background to cover voices (it's spring break so people are outside lol)
ANYYYYWAYS LOVE U ENJOY HAPPY FRIDAY <3
