Have you ever considered if the easter bunny was a male or female? For the longest time I thought they were a girl Bunny but apparently that’s not the common consensus… I was thinking about why I think of them as a girl, recently I justify it by the fact that the easter bunny hides eggs and so must be a female in order to lay eggs, but that doesn’t really make sense because rabbits do not lay eggs… I guess it’s just my kinky brain making corrupted connections. Anyway, then I remembered the Cadbury Caramel Bunny! If you’re not from the UK, it’s an old mascot who was on the TV advertising Cadbury chocolate back when it was actually chocolate. She has these big thighs and cute pink necktie and big fuck me eyes and the most sultry voice imaginable and all the animals in the woods clearly wanted to fuck the shit out of her whilst she placated them by sticking pieces of Caramel filled chocolate in their mouths. Look it up on YouTube, I’m barely exaggerating at all! Anyway, I think she got crossed with the Easter Benny in my head and I guess she also lays eggs according to my brain? Eggs full of caramel? Unless she goes doing the thing that Bunnies do in spring in which case you get cream eggs? Wow, I’m developing lore!

Anyway, here’s an unrelated bunny cosplay girl getting face fucked! FUN

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