You weren’t certain, it was a potentially dangerous thing to be certain about after all, but every time you looked back at her you could have sworn she was presenting her throat to you. You stared accusingly into her pretty eyes, fluttering with an innocence that matched her smile.

“What?” She cutely chirped. You weren’t sure if you sensed mischief in the corners of her mouth.

You checked again, looking down at the notes on your lap. “Well, ahem, as I was saying, We have a vast array of double glazing window frames to choose from and-“ in your peripheral it was hard to be sure, it definitely felt like she was leaning towards you, mouth open, tongue out. You snapped your eyes back up to her face again only to see her innocent smile mocking you.

“Windows. Yes?” She chirped. There was the tiniest spot of saliva on her lip.

What were you supposed to do in this situation? There was nothing in the double glazing sales manual about this, if this was even happening at all. She was just a normal woman wearing what you’d expect to be very modest clothing sitting quite normally on a sofa. You weren’t a pervert or a sex pest, at least you didn’t consider yourself to be, so it would be very unusual for you to be having such vulgar hallucinations.

“Yes… so, um, our windows and frames come with a 15 year guarantee and anti-misting as standard-“

“Fuck my face”

“W-What?” You Flubbered

“What?” She parroted, cocking her head like a puppy. You started to sweat.

“I- I thought… d-did you say something?”

“No, what did you think I said?” There was something in her smile that felt almost like a dare. A mouse sitting still before a cat; that’s what you felt like. Your dick felt dangerously chubby.

“I- I don’t know…” You were starting to feel a bit insane, sick and lost. Maybe you were working too much? Maybe you needed more sleep? She was denying it, it seemed highly improbable, it definitely seemed most likely that you were just imagining this extremely overt and sexual flirting; you just had to snap out of it. You closed your eyes and shook your head for a moment. When you opened them again you could have sworn she was sitting much closer to you than before, she smelt nice.

“Tell me more about your windows” She purred, running her tongue across her soft, full lower lip