Wow, Halloween already!?

Possibly the most annoying thing about how I fall apart in the Autumn is that I all but miss my favourite holiday; I love the idea of covering my home in elements of the spooky, scaring anyone who dares to visit my door with an elaborate and over the top presentation of Sweeties, I want to be the house with rumours of genuine danger and full sized chocolate bars.

Well, failing that, maybe if I dress as Velma and spend enough time searching for my glasses another member of the Crew will get the hint and ravage me doggy style whilst the spooks remain outside.