August 12, 2026

Happy April 1st! Here's the imaging I received from my recent colonoscopy for all the people wanting to see my hole spread wide open- you can see 3 feet straight up my stretched out asshole!

This is April fools in the sense that this is kind of a silly goofy thing to send out, but not April fools in the sense that these are my ACTUAL REAL colonoscopy images lmao