You're Supposed to be the Pig 

Would you take a look at me?  The plan was for YOU to be the big fat pig in the relationship and I would be your perfect little Barbie of a trophy wife,  but it seems your lifestyle has spilled over to mine. We can't have that, can we? So you sit right here while I straddle you and feed you 2400 calories of these delicious cinnamon rolls.