My couch in California lasted 11 years. This one lasted 11 minutes 😭

The specs said it holds 450kg (992lb). It didn't survive me reclining once. Hearing that motor give up underneath me was 😳

It's going to be so hard to furnish this house when I'm this fat and I break everything I sit on 🫣 Wish me luck.
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