🚨𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐒! 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐀𝐗 𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄🚨

The smaller your penis, the higher the tax. Justice has been restored.
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5$ — 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐤 — 9+ inches 🍆

9$ — 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐤— 7 inches 🤡

11$ — 𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤 — 6 inches 🤏

13$ — 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬'𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐠 𝐊𝐞𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 — 5 inches 🔑

15$ — 𝐄𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐩 — 4 inches 🦐

17$ — 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐓𝐢𝐧𝐲 — 3 inches 🌸

20$ — 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐫𝐨 𝐍𝐮𝐛 — 2 inches 💔

25$ — 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐢𝐜 𝐓𝐚𝐜 — 1 inch 😂

35$ — 𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐄𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐭— <1 inch ❌
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🎁** BONUS FOR EVERYONE WHO PAYS THEIR TAX** 🎁

I'll send everyone who honestly pays their Dick Tax:

** A personal voice message where I'll thoroughly and very humiliatingly analyze your pathetic size (it will be harsh, but fair)**
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The tiniest pussies are a priority 💋