Awwww what a cute little urethr – OH MY GOD! 😱 🤯
😂 I've been asked plenty of times if i have two urethras, which I do not. As many of you probably noticed, my cum generally spurts out the bottom part of my meatus, and when my dick is fully erect, the way it swells in the middle often makes it appear as two separate holes. But nope! 🙂‍↔️ I just have a massive slurpee straw for a jizz-slit. I've never sounded or anything, it's just naturally really fucking wide. 😭 If men had periods, I'd definitely have to use a mega-jumbo tampon. 😂