🎄** TIP TO OPEN ME UNDER YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE 🎄**

I'm not a sweater.
I'm not socks.
I'm the present you're not supposed to get but absolutely did anyway

I'm already under the tree, tipping is what gets me unwrapped. no foreplay. no buildup. you want me? you tip

shake the box
rip the paper
find out why i'm on the top shelf this year

Tip: $25
Vip's Tip: $20

don't over think i. open your gift 😈