{"id":"296930165","service":"onlyfans","caption":"i got dressed up all cute, thinking one of you might buy me a hamster :D 👉👈 \n \n NO HAMSTER EGG SHOWED UP >:( \n \n who the hell am i supposed to watch scary movies with? 🥺 and how THE FUCK am i supposed to do my taxes??? i wasn’t born with these qualities hamsters have \n \n *edit:* it’s been 45 seconds and no one has apologised","captionHtml":"

i got dressed up all cute, thinking one of you might buy me a hamster :D 👉👈

NO HAMSTER EGG SHOWED UP >:(

who the hell am i supposed to watch scary movies with? 🥺 and how THE FUCK am i supposed to do my taxes??? i wasn’t born with these qualities hamsters have

edit: it’s been 45 seconds and no one has apologised

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