⚠️ ANYONE could be BIGFOOT! ⚠️
you’re probably reading this right now, ARENT YOU, you sly son of a bitch!
if i can hide my HUGE mommy milkers SOOO easily under this shirt, i know you’re out there! 😤
i’m onto you, you hairy motherfucker. i WILL get my pez dispenser back 😠

P.S. shit, fuck, meany, expletives, bum hehe 💕