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real question. if you saw me outside like this, would you stop, jerk off, and give me the attention i DESERVE?? 😤
trick question! i don’t go outside! :3 that’s why you jerk off on here!

neko approaching procedure manual

stop
drop
jerk off in a ball
roll away
in that order!! (can also be used in fire evacuations)

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