Post vacation fat chat 🦋
I have eaten myself so big that I’ve turned into the fat friend. I was the only one needing to take breaks, use my inhaler, and order dessert. I ate the most, struggled the most, and skipped out on all the extra walks at night. I went to bed early, ate more than everyone, and really showed that I’m a hot fatty that needs to keep eating. I wore all the skimpy clothes in the hot Arizona weather. I’m so happy I got to show off my lazy lifestyle and all the hard work I’ve put in to become an out of shape lard ass. I wonder what my friends thought of me? I used to be the one that went on regular walks and now I’m wearing to death on a two mile hike.
If I had a feeder with me, I can only image how it’d escalate. I’d return even larger, even tighter clothes. We’d attempt to go on walks, I’d make it half way and turn around to go get food, then get more food after we meet back up with my friends. Maybe even getting to the point where I need a scooter 👀