Love You With All My Farts

This fart sniffer begged for me to be his valentine.

His gift, my juicy, stinky farts, right on his nose.

I knew these were going to smell so much better than roses, so just to make sure he got them all, I locked him in the stocks so he could experience every last pop.

Actually, they were more than just pops, as he found out. How I did not manage to follow through is a miracle. 

Now you can enjoy the same pleasure with this Valentines gem.