If you actually want to serve Me, do something that catches My attention.

Send a tip, gift, buy a clip. Any gooner and their mother can DM Me or comment, “I want to serve you.”

Do something that will actually catch My attention and worthy to be considered “service”.

And no, offering your mouth hole or butthole is not service. If I wanted that, I’d hop on Grindr and find a hole within 5 miles.