Pay For My Disappointment, Loser

You thought booking a 5-star hotel would impress me? Wrong. I walked into that sad excuse for luxury and felt nothing but disgust. Cheap art, shitty room service, the whole vibe reeking of your try-hard desperation. Now you're on your knees, wallet open, paying for the room AND every second I wasted pretending you could ever deserve my presence. How much will it cost to make me even consider forgiving this embarrassment?

DM to purchase!