Happy Humpday. 😈 I woke up from a sex dream this AM, and basically was already edged and leaking. I came out to my bate lounger in the living room and touched my dong for a couple mins and it splurted (did I make a new word up? I was wanting to say squirted and splurged at the same time. Haha) all over me. Just caught the tail end. Made a mess. I love waking up from sex dreams though. Hbu? Does your penis 🍆 ever wake you up too? 🥵