So guess my Dong is what’s setting off the TSA screening machine 🤷🏽‍♂️ lol. Hilarious—flying back home today and I ALWAYS trigger the machine.— When I step thru, I see the little red rectangle in my crotch area and always assume it’s the zipper on my jeans, but I’m wearing sweats today and it STILL went off. I asked the agent why, he said…It’s an Object finder, not a metal finder. lol. I never knew.
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